One does not simply troll The Whiny Guy.
One fine day…
LKB texts me. Or Whatsapps. Whatever.
The next day…
JK is a smooth operator when it comes to women. Every weekend, we’d go to a club / pub and he’d be back home with a new chick (ok, almost every weekend). Anyhow, what he didn’t take into account is that chicks love to talk and text, which he really hates.
*One fine day*
JK: Sh* t man!
JK: There is this hot chick I met last weekend.
JK: So I got her number yesterday from Facebook.
JK: Now she’s texting me all the time.
JK: I hate texting, and this female texts a lot! Like a lot!
Me: Hmmmmm, maybe she likes you a lot.
JK: That’s fine. But I don’t like texting!
Me: Seesh, fine man…
JK: You text a lot right?
Me: Ummmm, yeah..
JK: I got a plan!
Me: Go on…
JK: I’ll give you her number and you text her as me!
Me: My Whatsapp display picture is my face!
JK: So change it to my face!
Me: This sounds really stupid but go on…
JK: Yeah so, you text her, she’s happy and she’ll become close to you. Which means me.
Me: What if she wants to call up?
JK: That time you let me know and I’ll call her up from my number!
Me: What if she asks why you have two numbers?
JK: I’ll tell her that I usually use my ‘work’ number to call people up due to cheaper call rates!
Me: What if she calls up on my number instead?
JK: Then don’t pick up!
Me: So I should do I all this charade just so that you get laid?
Me: Tu kitna harami hai (You’re such a ch***!)