*Overheard in office*
Guy 1: Which loo do you use?
Guy 2: As in?
Guy 1: As in, the one in the right corner of the office or the one in the left corner?
Guy 2: I dunno!
Guy 1: What you mean you dunno?
Guy 2: I have issues with both the loos.
Guy 1: Like?
Guy 2: The first one, the flush is so strong that it splashes on my pants!
Guy 1: Yeah! That happened to me too! Plus they had put that Harpic blue thingy and the water was all blue. All of that splashed on my pant and that left a blue stain!
Guy 2: Damn!
Guy 1: Yeah…
Guy 2: The second one, the pressure is too less! I don’t feel confident while flushing. Need to flush a couple of time before things completely disappear!
Guy 1: Yeah man! What to do?
Guy 2: Complain to the Office Manager, I guess?
Guy 1: Yeah… That only…