Flu season was going on in office. Everyone got sick. It’s funny what Bangalore weather does to you!
WB: Could you suggest any medicine for sore throat?
Me: You could try Alex or Kofmed…
Me: But I usually prefer this gargle called Betadine…
WB: So what do you do?
Me: You just gargle with it, twice a day till your soreness vanishes!
WB: Do you have to swallow it?
Lady Boss: It’s called a gargle for a reason!
WB: Ok..Ok! I was just clarifying
Lady Boss: It’s spit not swallow!
WB: I got that!
Me: That’s an awesome pick up line!
Lady Boss: What is?
Me: Spit or swallow!
Lady Boss: How?
Me: Hey baby, do you spit or you swallow?
Lady Boss: Oh god why?