I had to share this. This was when Le Gf and I had just started dating. We met for lunch one day during the week and decided to go to Adyar Ananda Bhavan, our neighborhood friendly high-class-vegetarian-food. Yes, that’s a thing down south.
Me: What do you wanna eat?
Le Gf: Anything… Whatever you’re ordering.
Le Gf: Yeah…
Me: I’m ordering a mini meals…
Le Gf: Go ahead, order one for me as well…
*The food appears after sometime*
Me: Here we go! I’m famished!
Le Gf: WTF is this sh*t?
Le Gf: Like seriously?
Le Gf: What’s this sh*t on my plate?
Me: That’s sambhar rice, tamarind rice, lemon rice and curd rice…
Le Gf: Yuck… Yuck… Yuck… Yuck and definitely yuck!
Me: Why, what’s wrong?
Le Gf: I hate all of this!
Me: How could you hate it?
Le Gf: This is yellow puke, brown puke, another shade of yellow puke and white puke…
Me: If you didn’t like it, then why did you order it?
Le Gf: Because you ordered it...
Le Gf: I thought you had good taste….
Le Gf: I thought that you were cool…
Le Gf: Sigh…