#ThatAwkwardMoment when you find out¬†that you haven’t updated your blog in the past three weeks.

#FacePalm is when you realize that only a couple of days ago.

Yup, things are that bad. I mean, my life is fine and all, it’s just that work has become super hectic.

Being December, I’m busy with conceptualizing campaigns for all my clients. Everyone wants a campaign for Christmas and New Years.

And they want it on both offline and online platforms.

Double #FML happening here.

Anyhoo…. I’ve got some time on my hands now. Time to weave some magic.

Yes, Bacardi Breezer topped off with some extra Smirnoff really helps.

It truly does.


Ciao Time.

New blog posts from Monday. Promise.

Like pukka promise.


Let’s Party, Like It’s 1999!

MS and I were high as a kite when we decided to throw a party during the coming weekend. Then we realized that due to the upcoming elections, all the booze shops in Bangalore would be closed on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. We were at Wednesday.

After making a few calls, we decided to do a booze run and stock up the booze. We took everyone’s order. This is what we had to pick up.

1. Smirnoff Espresso РFull

2. Smirnoff Regular – Half

3. Eristoff – Full

4. Old Monk – Full

5. 8PM – Full

6. Royal Stag – Full

7. Signature – Half

8. Cashew Fenny – Full x 2

(Yeah, we party like it’s 1999)

We managed to reach our local booze boutique (Yes, we Bangaloreans are a classy lot. We have booze boutiques!)

We managed to pick up everything on our list, which wasn’t easy because we were high.

This is what we where like:

Anyways, MS’s eyes fell on this beauty.


MS: I don’t care how much this costs, we gotta buy this!¬†

*I check the price, it was the same as buying a full bottle of Smirnoff*

Me: Deal! Lets do it! 

*We reached our home safely, tugging along all that booze*

MS: C’mon! Hurry up! I wanna see the new addition to our collection!¬†

*I start opening the box*

Me: Ok, here’s the bottle. And here is the……

*Out comes a bottle of coke*

MS: Where dafaq is the glass?

Me: Bloody hell!

*We were so high that we didn’t read the box. The box said free coke not free glass. We’s assumed that the glass was free due to the illustration*

Me: Dude! The box says free coke! Not glass! We’ve been trolled!¬†

MS: Dafaq! No one can know about this! 

Me: Errrrrr, alright!