Short Skirt And A Loooooooong Jacket!

So it’s come to this. It’s another year and I’m still single. My Facebook page resembles matrimonial site these days and my heights of desperation has reached new heights.

So  I’m going to tell you all kind of a woman I’m looking for and if you happen to know anyone or are interested in dating an anonymous blogger, please mail into thewhinyguy[at]gmail[dot]com.


I’m serious. Like doubly serious.

Please read the following in the same tune as “Short Skirt / Long Jacket” by Cake.

I want a girl (I mean woman),

Who is humorous,

Likes the little things in life,

Is independent,

Is ambitious,

Is well groomed,

Knows the difference between ‘there’ and ‘their’,

Thinks that Edward Cullen is a faggot and the stuff Christian Grey would do to you is not romantic, is psychotic.


I want a girl, (by that, I still mean woman),

Who has no baggage,

Is outgoing,

Loves watching Edgar Wright movies,

Stands her ground when it comes to music,

Can abusive in three different languages,

Doesn’t mind slapping people when required.

And lastly, owns a pair of black slim fit jeans. (Don’t ask me why, I just do)


Also, you need to be based out of Bangalore!

This has been another rant by The Whiny Guy. 😀