I called up Le Gf.
Me: How’s the thunderstorm your side of town?
Le Gf: Pretty good! Lots of rain! How come you’re back home already?
Me: How’d you know that I’m back home?
Le Gf: Very easy, Sherlock. You asked me how the weather is at my side of town. If you were at office, you’d have known. Your office is next to my house, remember?
Me: Oh yeah…. Point….
Le Gf: What? You’d think I’m some dumb blonde huh?
Me: So anyhow…..
Le Gf: Hmph!
Me: So, there’s this section in my apartment, where it gets waterlogged during rains. The water is about one – two feet atleast!
Le Gf: So?
Me: It’s fun to see cars get stuck there!
Le Gf: So?
Me: So, nothing! I love driving there in first gear and splash water on everyone!
Le Gf: You’re such a bad driver! Splashing water on everyone! And you call me bad?
Me: You are a BAD driver! You’re very rash! When you drive, people jump out of the way!
Le Gf: Jeez!
Me: Looking at your driving, it’s so evident that you’re from Hyderabad!
Le Gf: Really?
Le Gf: Oh my god! I’ve been never so proud of myself!
Me: Wait! What?
Le Gf: I’m so proud of myself! I’m a Hyderabadi, out and out!
PS: It had rained 3000 mm that day.