My team was out for a coffee break when the office creep decided to join us. For some reason we started talking about homosexuality.
Colleague: So OC, you’re gay right?
OC: NO! I’M NOT!
Colleague: You sure?
Colleague: But you like lesbian porn?
Me: Isn’t that double standards?
OC: How so?
Me: You don’t like gay men but you like lesbian porn.
OC: That’s correct.
Colleague: You know that chick, RL. The one who works in our office?
Colleague: She’s a lesbian. She sleeps with other women.
OC: That’s wrong!
Colleague: Uh…Huh… Because they aren’t married?
OC: Yes! Also pre-marital sex is wrong!
OC: It’s wrong to have to sex before marriage!
Me: So, if you a beautiful girl walks upto you and says that she wants to sleep with you, you’ll say no to her?
OC: I’ll marry her first and then have sex with her.
Colleague: Why would she marry you in the first place?
OC: Because after marriage, I’ll sign over my bank account and property in her name.
Me: So basically you’ll luring her with money… Like prostitution?
OC: No, how’s this prostitution?
Me: Because, you’re telling her that you’ll give her money if she sleeps with you!
OC: But I’m marrying her no!
Colleague: What if, she sleeps you and then disappears the next day?
OC (scoffing): Like that will ever happen!
Colleague: If it does, then what?
OC: It’s fine, as long as she has sex with me.
Everyone: Jeez! So if it just boils down to sex, you might as well sleep with girls without marrying them!
OC: No, I’ll NOT have sex before marriage.
Me: You know why we call you the office creep right?