I’ve been told that on numerous occasions that, at times, after a few rounds of booze I can be a big dic male genitalia.
PBA: I’ve removed you from my friends list on Facebook!
Me: Really? Since when?
PBA: A few months back!
Me: Ah ok….
PBA: Because you’re an assh*le at times.
Me: Alright fine…
Me: For the record, I never noticed because I don’t follow you on Facebook!
On my parents anniversary.
Mom: Where’s our gift?
Me: What gift?
Mom: Our anniversary gift!
Me: Ah ok…
Mom: What ok? Where is it?
Me: You’ll get it soon.
Mom: How soon is soon?
Mom: You never get us anything!
Me: I’m staying with you all no? What greater gift can it be?!
After a night of debauchery.
Me: Your friend ZB is such an ass! He was f***ing up my entire trip last night!
Me: Jeez! So get don’t get him to my place anymore!
Me: Because he’s such a prick!
TM: No, you’re just pissed off because you just met someone who’s equally cocky as you!
Me: Nothing like that!
TM: The taste of your own medicine sucks, doesn’t it? 😛
Me: F*** Off!