The Best Nirvana Poster Ever!

*Another Nirvana related incident*

*Meeting up with a friend after a couple of months*

Friend: Blah..Blah..Blah..

Me: Blah..Blah..Blah..

Friend: Blah..Blah..Blah..

Me: Blah..Blah..Blah..

Friend: Blah..Blah..Blah..

Me: Blah..Blah..Blah..

Friend: By the way….

Me: What?

Friend: I saw this awesome Nirvana poster!

Me: Where?

Friend: I can’t remember it now…

Me: Ok……

Friend: But it was really different from the usual ones.

Me: I see….

*Later, we headed back to my place for more drinking*

Friend: Now I remember where I saw the Nirvana poster!

Me: Where?

Friend: Your room!

Me: Hahahaha!

Friend: Yeah…….

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The Nirvana Kingslayer!

*On a date*

*Wearing my Kingslayer T-shirt*

Date: Blah..Blah..Blah..

Me: Blah..Blah..Blah..

Date: Blah..Blah..Blah..

Me: Blah..Blah..Blah..

Date: Blah..Blah..Blah..

Me: Blah..Blah..Blah..

Date: By the way….

Me: Yeah?

Date: I love your Nirvana T-Shirt!

Me: My what?

*Pointing at my T-shirt*

Date: Your Nirvana T-shirt! The one that you’re wearing right now! I love Kurt Cobain!

Me: Ummm…. That’s Jaime Lannister!

Date: Who?

Me: The Kingslayer!

Date: Who?

Me: Do you even watch The Game of Thrones?

Date: Nope! Never! No time for that!

Me: ……….

*Awkward Silence*

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B*tches Be Crazy!

My friend AS is a classy guy. When he takes out a woman for a date, he does the whole drill. He picks her up, plays some sweet mood music, then on to some happening club, then a long drive and finally, a happy ending (if you catch my drift ;))

On one such date.

*He picks up the hottie*

AS: So shall I put some music?

Hottie: Sure!

AS: What kind of music do you like?

Hottie: I can listen to anything!

AS: Let me skip through some songs, let me know if you like anything.

Hottie: Okies!

AS: Metallica?

Hottie: Meh, I don’t like metal.

AS: Nirvana?

Hottie: Meh, they scream a lot.

AS: David Guetta?

Hottie: I only like his music when it’s playing at a club.

AS: Ummmmm, ok.. How about Nickelback?

Hottie: Too loud.

AS: Errrrr, I’ll just skip through, stop me when you like something.

Hottie: Ok. Oh wait! I love that song!

AS: Amplifier?

Hottie: Yes! Woohoo! I love Imran Khan!

AS: #facepalm

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PS: Here’s the song.

PPS: I don’t think AS cared too much. She put out during the date. A happy ending, as usual.