The Jailbait!

I was at NH7 Weekender, Bangalore. AR Rahman was playing and the atmosphere was electric. I had just met this cute chick near the bar area, we got talking and we headed to watch AR Rahman together.

*AR Rahman starts playing*

Cute Chick: OMG! OMG! OMG! It’s AR!

Me: Yeah….. I know, I can see!

Cute Chick: OMG! OMG! It’s like a dream come true!

*She then proceeds to jump and wave her hands for the next ten minutes*

Me: Jeez! Calm down!

Cute Chick: I can’t! I’m just too excited!

Me: Oh god! How old are you? 21?

Cute Chick: Ummmmmm…. Yes….

Me: Oh….

Cute Chick: Yeah…..

*Awkward Silence*

*After what seemed like an eternity*

Me: So yeah…. AR Rahman is killing it!

Cute Chick: I know, right!

*Disaster Averted!*

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The Existential Crisis!

Bacardi Nh7 Weekender was around the corner.

I’d promised CG that I’d get him a free ticket. (I’d just started working in a creative agency and we get free passes to whatever gig was happening in town).

CG: Dude!

Me: What?

CG: Weekender ticket?!

Me: What about it?

CG: Where’s is it? MS and co have already got theirs!

Me: That’s nice…

CG: Where’s mine!?!

Me: There are more things important in life than a music festival….

CG: Dude! Don’t do this to me! All my friends are going! And they’ll be crashing at our place! I can’t be sitting at home while they are at the festival!

Me: So get one…

CG: Dude! I’m broke!

Me: Seeesh! Drama queen! I’ll get you!

CG: Yay!

Me: It’s not like I have someone special in my life for whom I’d wing free passes.

CG: That’s right! Bros before hoes!

Me: F*** off! You ch***!

CG: There’s nothing vaginal about me! 😛

Me: Yes, there is. Your whole bloody existence is one!

CG: Errrrrrr…. #Facepalm!

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Scenes From NH7 Weekender Bangalore

Well, I had a blast last weekend. Coke Studio, Above and Beyond and NH7 Weekender. It was super fun.

So I came up with this when I was drunk and here it goes.

I give you:

Scenes From NH7 Weekender Bangalore

 

Day 1:

Day 1 was awesome. Or so I thought. It was pouring cats and dogs. It rained close to 145 mm on that day. So well, initially I was bummed, after the alcohol kicked it, I loved it.

The girls at Weekender.

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Then it rained! 🙁

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Things got better after the rain.

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Then someone came up to me and asked me whether I wanted to jump in the mud along with him.

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But I still had fun. Also, I met Dualist Inquiry. 😀

 

Day 2:
Day 2 was even better. Clear skies and all the stages were rearing to go.

I personally loved Skrat. They were giving away free T – shirts.

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CG had a problem though.

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Also, I might have kicked someone while trying catch a T – shirt.

 

Noisia was my pick of the day. Their beats were brutal.

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Other acts were awesome too But since I’m drunk, I’m not going to write about it. I can hardly keeps my eyes open and someone is playing Duran Duran’s Ordinary World in the hall.

Anyhow, it didn’t rain on Sunday!

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Also, I met the Okay Potato guy, P-Man Pereira.

Now it was time for FACEBOOK!

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I’m just kidding. NH7 Weekender was EPIC!

See you next year!