I had been noticing that CG happened to wear the same pair of socks since June 2012. I wasn’t sure whether all his socks were the same color or if he just had only one pair of those god awful socks.
Me: Is it just me or do you actually have only one pair of socks?
CG: Errrrrr… I just have this one pair!
Me: Ha! Knew it!
Me: Why on earth do you Earth do you have only one pair of sock?
CG: As opposed to having multiple pairs on Mars? 😛
Me: Don’t be a c***! Tell!
CG: I dunno! I don’t have money!
Me: Dude! A pair is about 100 bucks! Don’t smoke for a week and you’d have money for your socks!
CG: No time to buy them!
Me: Stop giving excuses! Just buy them off Myntra or Jabong! You’ve been wearing the same pair of socks for eternity. See, it’s even changed color!
CG: I don’t wanna buy socks online!
Me: Stop being such a wuss about it! The GOSF is around the corner. Buy it then!
CG: Jeez! Fine! If it gets you to stop nagging then I will!
*CG buys a pair of socks during the GOSF*
*After a month, I noticed that CG was still wearing his old socks*
Me: Didn’t you buy new socks recently?
CG: Yeah, I did!
Me: Why aren’t you wearing them?
CG: Cos they don’t fit me!
Me: What do you mean?
CG: The socks are small for me. I brought the wrong size.
Me: Socks come in a single size! What are you talking about?
CG: Here, I’ll show you!
*CG wears his newly brought socks and show it me. The sock comes till his ankle*
CG: See, it’s doesn’t fit. It’s too small!
*I’m on the floor laughing*
Me: It’s an ankle sock, you dumbf***!
CG: A what?
Me: An ankle sock, it’s supposed to only come till your ankle!
CG: Ah ok….. Don’t tell anyone ok?
Me: Sure, why not?