I was craving for some Mughlai biryani.
Me: Man, I wanna have some Mughlai biryani for lunch!
Bro: Go for it!
Me: Why isn’t there a Lazeez near our house?
Bro: I know right?
Me: Looks like we have no other choice than going to Esplanade!
Bro: Why Explanade?
Me: Because they have Mughlai biryani!
Bro: Since when?
Me: Since forever!
Bro: But it’s a Bengali restaurant!
Me: I know! And they serve Mughlai biryani!
Bro: So we’re basically Mughlai? Descendants of the Mughals?
Me: Dafaq did you smoke?