What Is Snail Mail?

We were getting trained to use a new CRM software called Zoho.

Lady Boss: So when you click here, the RM sends an email to the client directly.

Everyone: Alright…

Lady Boss: And if you want to send a snail mail, you click over here. It generates the invoice to be printed.

Everyone: Alright….

NMD: Ummmm….

Lady Boss: What?

NMD: What is snail mail…?

Lady Boss: Really?

NMD: Yeah… What is it?

Lady Boss: Back in the day, we had regular mail.

NMD: Yes….

Lady Boss: Then electronic mail came out…

NMD: Yes…

Lady Boss: Which was faster than your regular mail. So now, the regular mail is now snail mail…

NMD: Ok….

Lady Boss: You got it?

NMD: But why is called snail mail? It doesn’t move as fast as a snail…!

Everyone: Oh god!

*Facepalm moment*


Let’s Just Agree To Disagree!

Me: Dude, did you get my forward?

CG: No. Don’t think so. Which forward?

Me: The one with the funny pic. 

CG: Nope. Haven’t got it.

MeLet me check your inbox. 

CG: Sure.

Me: So many mails. Seesh, your inbox is in a mess.

CG: F*** that. Anyways, how do you find unread mails?

Me: Here, click here.

*Gmail separates read and unread mails*

CG: Coo! No mail with funny pic among the unread ones. Let me just search for ‘funny pic’.

Me: No way. The search is useless. I give up! I’ll resend it. 

CG: Oh, wait. Here it is!

Me: How’d you find it?

CG: I just searched for ‘funny pic’ and voila! The mail appeared and see it’s still unread.

Me: Then why did it not show up in the unread mails section?

CG: Because you send such shitty mails!

Me: Yeah, right!

CG: Let’s just agree to disagree!

Me: Dafaq did you just say?