We were getting trained to use a new CRM software called Zoho.
Lady Boss: So when you click here, the RM sends an email to the client directly.
Lady Boss: And if you want to send a snail mail, you click over here. It generates the invoice to be printed.
Lady Boss: What?
NMD: What is snail mail…?
Lady Boss: Really?
NMD: Yeah… What is it?
Lady Boss: Back in the day, we had regular mail.
Lady Boss: Then electronic mail came out…
Lady Boss: Which was faster than your regular mail. So now, the regular mail is now snail mail…
Lady Boss: You got it?
NMD: But why is called snail mail? It doesn’t move as fast as a snail…!
Everyone: Oh god!
Me: Dude, did you get my forward?
CG: No. Don’t think so. Which forward?
Me: The one with the funny pic.
CG: Nope. Haven’t got it.
Me: Let me check your inbox.
Me: So many mails. Seesh, your inbox is in a mess.
CG: F*** that. Anyways, how do you find unread mails?
Me: Here, click here.
*Gmail separates read and unread mails*
CG: Coo! No mail with funny pic among the unread ones. Let me just search for ‘funny pic’.
Me: No way. The search is useless. I give up! I’ll resend it.
CG: Oh, wait. Here it is!
Me: How’d you find it?
CG: I just searched for ‘funny pic’ and voila! The mail appeared and see it’s still unread.
Me: Then why did it not show up in the unread mails section?
CG: Because you send such shitty mails!
Me: Yeah, right!
CG: Let’s just agree to disagree!
Me: Dafaq did you just say?