Time: 6:00 pm
Me: Can’t wait to gorge on this yummy club sandwich!
CG: Hahaha, you’re hungry, aren’t you?
Me: Yup, since 9 am!
CG: Me too!
Me: Can you get the ketchup from the kitchen?
*After 5 mins*
CG: I can’t find it!
Me: You sure?
CG: Yup! 100% sure!
Me: Sh*t! Let me search!
*We spent the next 30 mins, searching the for the elusive sauce bottle*
*Literally 30 mins. I had to microwave my sandwich after this*
Me: F*** dude! I just bought this ketchup! Don’t tell me that it’s over!
Me: Dude! Dafaq man! I just bought it on Wednesday!
CG: Ummmmm, no idea..
Me: Wait! Wasn’t MS and his friend whoring the ketchup last night?
Me: Fine, I’ll ask him!
*Later that evening*
Me: MS! Where’s the ketchup bottle?
MS: It got over yesterday.
Me: Dude, seriously?
MS: Yeah man!
Me: Dafaq! I bought it on Wednesday!
MS: No idea how it got over…
Me: Did you like, make Tomato Rice with it?
MS: Dude, you don’t use ketchup while making Tomato Rice!
CG: Ummmmm, that was him being sarcastic…
MS: Oh…. Ok….
Me: You’re drunk, aren’t you?
Me: Nevermind… F***face!
MS: Say wha……
MS: I see…..