I’d originally wanted to title this blog post – Tastes Like Pussy. Then I’d thought that I don’t have time to deal with feminazi’s online or read a Scoopwhoop article that says – “You Won’t Believe What This Blog Said!”.
Me: I’m in the mood for some kebabs!
Me: Ewwwwwww.. No!
Me: How about Tunday’s?
Colleague1: No way! It’s crap!
Colleague2: Why? What’s wrong with Tunday?
Colleague1: The food is overrated! And the kebab sucks!
Colleague2: That’s a lie! The food is so good there!
*Yes, when passion and hunger meet, intensity happens*
Colleague1: What do you like over there?
Colleague2: Galoti kebab! It’s the best there!
Colleague1: It’s bad there!
Colleague2: It’s so delicious! It’s so soft that it melts in your mouth!
Colleague1: See! That’s the problem! It’s so soft!
Colleague2: How is that a problem?
Colleague1: Galoti kebabs are supposed to be crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. The kebab that they make there are so soft that the time you pick it up and put it in your mouth, it’s already melted!
Colleague1: When you spread that kebab, it just feels like a pussy!
Me: Excuse me?!
Me: Did you just say that the kebab tastes like pussy?
Me: Like? Why? How?
Colleague1: When you pull the kebab apart, it’s soft and pink! Like a pussy.
Me: I think I just lost my appetite!