Tastes Like Pink!

I’d originally wanted to title this blog post – Tastes Like Pussy. Then I’d thought that I don’t have time to deal with feminazi’s online or read a Scoopwhoop article that says – “You Won’t Believe What This Blog Said!”.

Moving on…

*At Office*

Me: I’m in the mood for some kebabs!

Colleague1: Shahi’s!

Me: No…

Colleague2: Khazana!

Me: Ewwwwwww.. No!

Colleague2: Imperial!

Me: How about Tunday’s?

Colleague1: No way! It’s crap!

Colleague2: Why? What’s wrong with Tunday?

Colleague1: The food is overrated! And the kebab sucks!

Colleague2: That’s a lie! The food is so good there!

*Yes, when passion and hunger meet, intensity happens*

Colleague1: What do you like over there?

Colleague2: Galoti kebab! It’s the best there!

Colleague1: It’s bad there!

Colleague2: It’s so delicious! It’s so soft that it melts in your mouth!

Colleague1: See! That’s the problem! It’s so soft!

Colleague2: How is that a problem?

Colleague1: Galoti kebabs are supposed to be crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. The kebab that they make there are so soft that the time you pick it up and put it in your mouth, it’s already melted!

Colleague2: Hmmmmm….

*Drooling happening*

Colleague1: When you spread that kebab, it just feels like a pussy!

Colleague2: Hmmmm….

*More drooling*

Me: Excuse me?!

Colleague1: What?

Me: Did you just say that the kebab tastes like pussy?

Colleague1: Yeah!

Me: Like? Why? How?

Colleague1: When you pull the kebab apart, it’s soft and pink! Like a pussy.

Me: I think I just lost my appetite!

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Yo Shawty! It’s Your Birthday! – 2

Since a lot of people asked, here’s how the whole day unfolded.

Time: 00:15 am, 6th June

Location: Home

Alcohol Level: None

Substance Abuse Level (Units): 2

JK, NM, KA and Le Gf come over with a delicious cake and we have an impromptu party on my terrace.

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Time: 10:00am, 6th June

Location: Office

Alcohol Level: None

Substance Abuse Level (Units): 1

And that’s how you start office.

Time: 4:00pm, 6th June

Location: Office

Alcohol Level: Half bottle of Banana Wine, One-third bottle of Cashew Wine, One-third bottle of Grape Wine and three shots of Vodka.

Substance Abuse Level (Units): 2

And that’s how you start a birthday celebration.

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Yes, someone did gift me two humongous jackfruits!

Time: 9:00pm, 6th June

Location: The Humming Tree

Alcohol Level: Three pints of beer and one Long Island Ice Tea.

Substance Abuse Level (Units): 0

Around 30 people turned up to wish me! We were so noisy that Monica Dogra of Shaa’ir and Func (and David and Dobhi Ghat fame) commented that we’re making more noise than them. She was sweet enough to wish me though!

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PS: The gig was mad!

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Time: 1:00am, 7th June

Location: JK’s house

Alcohol Level: Three rounds of whiskey and two rounds of Old Monk

Substance Abuse Level (Units): 4

Memorable incidents include (which I have no recollection): Me jumping on the couch and screaming,”ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?” followed by me flinging a chair across JK’s living room. Yes, I was drunk. No brownie points for guessing.

No pics here! 😛

Anyhow, it was a maaaaaaad party and all thanks to Le Gf for organizing everything. And I got gifted around four pairs of shoes, which means that I don’t have to buy anything for the next two years!

😀

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Yeah, that’s pretty much how I did it!