I Hate That Smelly Stubble!

This post is a part of the Protest Against Smelly Stubble Activity in association with BlogAdda.

It was winter time and I was feeling too lazy to shave, so growing a beard seemed like a good idea. At first, my girlfriend was thrilled that I had decided to change my look. I had been sporting a goatee beard since I graduated from college and the look was getting tiresome.

Week 1:

GF: Oh, my… I really like your new stubble, reminds me of Imran Khan!

Me: Oh, god… You’re making me blush!

 

Week 2:

GF: Oh my cute teddybear….! Looks like Christmas came early this year!

Me: Oh, god… You’re making me blush!

 

Week 3:

GF: Oh god! Your stubble is begging to itch my face everytime we kiss!

Me: Didn’t you love it last week?!

GF: Yeah! That was last week! It was good then! Now it’s itchy!

Me: Fine! I’ll shave!

GF: When?

Me: Soon!

 

Week 4:

GF: Why haven’t you shaved yet?

Me: It’s too cold!

GF: I hate that smelly stubble!

Me: But I like it!

GF: Ok fine! Here’s an ultimatum! Either you get rid of your smelly stubble or you’re sleeping on the couch!

Me: Oh god! Fine! I’ll shave! Happy?

GF: Shave first!

*I finally shaved after five weeks. Sigh, after all this I would expect that my clean shaved look bowled her over!*

GF: So you shaved!

Me: Yes!

GF: You look so fair and cute….

Me: Thank god!

GF: Like a baby…… Nah, I liked you better with a stubble!

Me: You what! Why did you make shave?

GF: Hahaha! Just kidding! 

Me: Phew!

 

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B*tches Be Crazy!

My friend AS is a classy guy. When he takes out a woman for a date, he does the whole drill. He picks her up, plays some sweet mood music, then on to some happening club, then a long drive and finally, a happy ending (if you catch my drift ;))

On one such date.

*He picks up the hottie*

AS: So shall I put some music?

Hottie: Sure!

AS: What kind of music do you like?

Hottie: I can listen to anything!

AS: Let me skip through some songs, let me know if you like anything.

Hottie: Okies!

AS: Metallica?

Hottie: Meh, I don’t like metal.

AS: Nirvana?

Hottie: Meh, they scream a lot.

AS: David Guetta?

Hottie: I only like his music when it’s playing at a club.

AS: Ummmmm, ok.. How about Nickelback?

Hottie: Too loud.

AS: Errrrr, I’ll just skip through, stop me when you like something.

Hottie: Ok. Oh wait! I love that song!

AS: Amplifier?

Hottie: Yes! Woohoo! I love Imran Khan!

AS: #facepalm

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PS: Here’s the song.

PPS: I don’t think AS cared too much. She put out during the date. A happy ending, as usual.