This is a Harry Potter special.
NK calls me up.
NK: Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?
Me: Eh? I dunno…
NK: So that no one would know which side he’s on!
NK: Want another one?
NK: Why did Barty Crouch stop drinking the Polyjuice Potion?
NK: Because he was becoming Moody!
Me: Oh god, why?
*I walked into into LKB’s room without knocking*
Me: Whoa! Dude! If you’re watching porn, please bolt your door!
LKB: It’s not porn.
Me: Ummmm, yeah it is. Naked pictures of women was classified as porn, the last time I checked.
LKB: No. These are nude pictures. Artistically taken.
Me: Uh..huh… Sure.. Wait, is that Emma Watson? The kid from Harry Potter? Dude, c’mon – She’s just a kid!
LKB: Hello! She’s 22! That’s just two years younger than me!
Me: But still, this is wrong. Just plain wrong.
*LKB is busy scrolling through the pictures*
LKB: Damn, she’s nude but they don’t show her boobs anywhere! Lots of cleavage but no boobs!
Me: Ok… So?
LKB: So nothing! This was a waste of my time! I rather check back in a couple of years once she’s got a boob job.
Me: Errrr, you need help. Like professional help. ASAP!