The Underwear Conundrum!

I just got home from the gym and I happened to wearing my pro-fit.

This is what a pro-fit looks like:

Since everyone puts up a selfie after the session at the gym!

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Dad was at the dining table when I walked in.

Dad: Is that a pro-fit?

Me: Yes.

Dad: Where did you buy it from?

Me: Decathalon.

Dad: How much?

Me: 700.

Dad: That’s a good deal.

Me: I guess. 

Dad: Why do you wear a pro-fit?

Me: Because it’s cold outside. And I wasn’t wearing a dry fit tee, so I’m wearing this. 

Dad: You could just wear the pro-fit and go to the gym right?

Me: Not, really.

Dad: Why not?

Me: Because a pro-fit is supposed to be worn under the t-shirt!

Dad: Look at it! You don’t need a t-shirt after wearing this!

Me: Just because a boxer covers your balls, does that mean you could step outside the house in them?

Dad: Errrrr…. No..

Me: Exactly. The same reason applies here. 

Dad: Ok. Since you put it this way.

Me: Yes, touche indeed.

Dad: ????? 

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Mama, I’m Coming Home…

Mom calls me up.

Me: Hey mom!

Mom: When are you coming home next? 

Me: No hi, no hello?

Mom: Why do you never call? I’m the one always calling!

Me: Seesh, you’re starting to sound like a nagging girlfriend! 

Mom: If I was your girlfriend I would’ve dumped you by now! 

Me: Ouch! 

Mom: So when are you coming home next? 

Me: I don’t know. Need to see my calendar. 

Mom: Need to see the calendar? So this is what it’s come down to?

Me: Mom please, you know that I’ve a hectic job as it is. 

Mom: So? What does that have to with not visiting us?

Me: Because I don’t have time! I haven’t even met my friends for three months now! 

Mom: I don’t care about them! As a son, you have certain duty towards us. You can’t escape that!

Me: Jeez! I don’t have any me-time! 

Mom: Whatever! I’ll see you home next week! 

Me: Sigh, Ok. See you next week. 

*Next weekend, I’m having lunch with my parents*

Mom: So how’s work?

Me: It’s hectic. We’re actually launching a new…..

*Dad interrupts me*

Dad: You know, you guys should start a niche service to cater to the blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…..

Me: Errrrrr,…. Ok, sure. 

Mom: Are you guys cooking at home yet? 

Me: Yeah, we cook on the weekends and…. 

*Dad interrupts me, again*

Dad: You guys should have set work timings. Working around the clock doesn’t work you know. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…

Me: Errrr, sure…

Mom: Going to the gym regularly?

Me: Trying to. But it’s kinda difficult with….

*Dad interrupts me, again*

Dad: You should try out the circuit exercises given in this site. It’s blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah… 

Me: Sure. I’ll give it a try. 

*I decided to keep quiet for sometime because my dad wasn’t done yet*

Dad: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…

Me: Ok. Ok. Ok.

*After 10 mins*

Mom: Why aren’t you talking?

Me: Huh?

 Mom: You never call. You never talk. Sigh.

Me: Did you not see that?

Mom: See what?

Me: You’re kidding me right? 

Mom: About what? 

MeNever mind. 

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PS: This happens EVERY TIME!