All of us were out for lunch. The conversation veered towards monthly expenses.
AM: Man, I’m already broke!
AM: Yeah, man!
Me: It’s not even half the month!
AM: I have no idea where the money went!
Me: Splurging on parties, I guess?
LK: You people! Look at you!
AM: What are you gloating about?
*LK is a god fearing small town boy who doesn’t drink, smoke or whatever*
LK: I’ve spent only 5K from my salary!
Me: What are your expenses actually?
LK: Rent, Food and watching movies.
AM: How much do you save per month?
LK: About 50% of my salary!
LK: I don’t drink, or party or smoke. I don’t go out to drink like you people. I don’t do drugs, I don’t go to fancy lunches and brunches!
LK: Plus I don’t even a girlfriend! So much money I save there! You have girlfriend! How much money you are probably spending on her! Imagine!
AM: Errrrr.. Yes, let’s go with that… I spend all my money on her!
LK: What’s so funny?
Me: Nothing, come let’s ourselves some beer before we head to office!
LK: Not me! Thank you!
*To honest, it was a Friday*