I was at Stones and I thought I saw my friend TK there. Since I wasn’t sure, so I texted her. Later I figured out that it wasn’t her.
TK replied the next day.
TK: Sorry, didn’t reply last night.
Me: It’s ok…
TK: I wasn’t sure if that text was for me.
Me: That’s fine. There was a chick there who looked just like you, but later I figured out that it wasn’t you!
TK: Hahaha! Really? How’d you figure out that?
Me: Well, for starters her boyfriend looked like Justin Beiber. You know, long hair with bangs and an emo hairstyle.
Me: I know what your boyfriend looks like…
Me: Also, she did her tongue down his throat during most of the evening. So, I was pretty sure that wasn’t you!
TK: Hey! Too much info! Besides, how’d you know that I don’t have my tongue down his throat?
Me: Well, you aren’t into Justin Bieber!
TK: Good save…
Me: Totally! 😉
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
So today’s a Friday.
What do people do on Friday?
They get drunk.
What am I doing on a Friday night?
Well, fixing my fucking blog. And also getting drunk. I’m about three glasses down.
Why am I fixing my blog?
Well, because some ***** decided to hack my blog, “Just for fun”.
Why would someone do that?
Because he is a *****!
So what happened?
Well, someone hacked my blog on Wednesday and since then, my blog was reduced to a fucking blank page.
What did I lose?
Well, I wrote and scheduled blog posts upto 15th January. That mean’s I’ve lost about 25 scheduled blog posts.
And I wrote them when I was drunk. So I don’t remember squat. So, I can’t even re-write them!
All my permalinks will be changed. So all the previous links are useless!
All the pictures have been deleted, so I’ve to re-upload them all.
All comments are gone!
All my plugins are gone!
All my widgets are gone.
That’s why I’m frigging pissed off!
Thanks a lot, Asshole.