Spit Or Swallow!

Flu season was going on in office. Everyone got sick. It’s funny what Bangalore weather does to you!

WB: Dude!

Me: Yeah?

WB: Could you suggest any medicine for sore throat?

Me: You could try Alex or Kofmed…

WB: Ok….

Me: But I usually prefer this gargle called Betadine…

WB: So what do you do?

Me: You just gargle with it, twice a day till your soreness vanishes!

WB: Do you have to swallow it?

Me: Errrrr…..

Lady Boss: It’s called a gargle for a reason!

WB: Ok..Ok! I was just clarifying

Lady Boss: It’s spit not swallow!

WB: I got that!

Me: That’s an awesome pick up line!

Lady Boss: What is?

Me: Spit or swallow!

Lady Boss: How?

Me: Hey baby, do you spit or you swallow?

Lady Boss: Oh god why?

Me: 😀


I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me!

Dad calls me up.

Dad: Hey, what’s that tablet you take for your cold?

Me: Okacet. 

Dad: Could you spell it out for me?

Me: Sure!

OAs in Opium 

KAs in Ketamine

AAs in Amphetamine 

CAs in Cocaine

EAs in Ectasy

TAs in Timmy, don’t do drugs.

Dad: Errrr, ok. Thanks. 

Me: Anytime!