Thick As A Wall!

My dad at times is as thick as a wall. I think it’s due to mid life crisis. My mom calls it man-o-pause. According to her, similar to menopause, men undergo a this where they go all crabby and cranky at everything. They start regretting all the things they haven’t done in life such driving a Ferrari convertible through the streets of Monaco or sailing on a yacht off the coast of Ibiza.

Location: At home

Time: After a long day at work

*Action*

Me: Guess what happened in office today?

Dad: You guys got that big client on board?

Me: Even better!

Dad: You guys got two big clients on board?

Me: Meh! The microwave in the office exploded!

Dad: What? How?

Me: Someone decided to boil an egg and they put it the whole egg!

Dad: And?

Me: The microwave exploded!

Dad: What you mean exploded?

Me: It exploded! The glass dish was shattered and the door was blown off the hinge!

Dad: How it the glass break?

Me: Because the egg exploded!

Dad: How is that possible?

Me: I dunno! Apparently you’re not supposed to boil eggs in the microwave.

Dad: Alright.

Me: You should have seen the mess! The egg and shiz was all over the kitchen floor!

Dad: You seem very excited at the thought of the broken microwave!

Me: Jeez! Who died and made the king of party-pooper-ville?

Dad: Errrr?

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This was written as a part of Indiblogger and Cadbury Five Star‘s #ConditionSeriousHai contest.

A Taste Of My Own Medicine…

I was parking my car near office. My office that is. Just clarifying.

*Random guy walks upto me*

Him: Sir!

Me: Yeah?

Him: You have a dent on your car!

Me: No sh*t, Sherlock.

Him: Would you like to get rid of it?

*I’d knew that this conversation was heading towards some cheap street product*

Me: No. 

Him: What? You don’t want your car repaired? 

Me: Yes, I do. Obviously!

Him: I got this product! Really good! It’ll repair all dents and scratches! 

Me: No thanks!

Him: It’s is really good! Let me show you a demo!

Me: Dude! No need! I’ll get fixed at the service center! 

Him: Sir, this is much cheaper! The service center will charge you 8000! This is 1000! 1/8th of the cost!

Me: Dude! I’m not interested alright? 

Him: Ok sir, have a good day. 

Me: You too!

Him: Aapki condition serious hai! 

Me: What the %^&*? 

*That guy walks away grinning ear to ear*

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This was written as a part of Indiblogger and Cadbury Five Star‘s #ConditionSeriousHai contest.