Le Gf, JK, his gf – JS and I were headed out for the evening. Double date sorta thing.
While coming towards the car, JK and JS seemed to fighting about something.
*As they entered the car*
JS: I don’t like the smell ok?
JK: Then you don’t have any taste in life!
JS: Look… It just doesn’t smell good ok?
JK: What are you talking about? It’s a classic smell!
Me: What are you both arguing about?
JS: He uses Brut cologne. I told him that the fragrance doesn’t suit him. He wont listen to me!
JK: Dude! It’s Brut! It’s a classic fragrance!
JS: It’s gives off an old-man-like-smell!
JK: Look! It’s Brut! Argument closed!
JS: Whatever! Don’t complain if I’m always standing far away from you!
JK: You have used Brut right?
Me: Yes… Once upon a time…
JK: Tell me, which woman doesn’t like the smell of Brut? It’s a classic musk smell!
Me: Ummmm…. Women who don’t have any daddy issues, don’t like Brut? Because it reminds them of that “Old Man Smell”….
JS: Aha! Told you!