Alcohol level: 400 ml of Bacardi Breezer and 120 ml of Tequila and Smirnoff. Yes, I have a high tolerance for alcohol. Get over it.
PS: If you’re in Bangalore and would like to get drunk together, mail me out!
When I tell people that I’m a “Bong”, this is what I mean:
As in, I’m a Bengali.
Unfortunately, this is what most people think:
Le Gf was dealing with an outbreak of pimples.
Le Gf: Ahhhhhhh!
Me: What happened?
Le Gf: I have so many pimples!
Me: It’s just a phase.
Le Gf: Just a phase? I’m 26! People my age don’t have pimples! People have pimples when they are 16!
Me: Chill babe!
Le Gf: Chill? You’re the one to talk!
Le Gf: First of all, you’re way fairer than I am. Second, you skin is as smooth as a baby’s ass!
Le Gf: So it means that you have no idea it’s like to have pimples at 27!
Me: Well, I’m Bong!
Le Gf: So?
Me: Bongs in general have good skin!
Le Gf: What bullsh*t!
Me: Don’t believe me?
Le Gf: My previous roommate was a Bong and she had more pimples than I did!
Me: That’s cos she was promiscuous!
Le Gf: WTF?
Me: True story babe! She’s slept with half of Bangalore! You said so yourself!
Le Gf: #FML