My aunt, though super cool, at times tries real hard to crack a joke.
This is what I have to put up with at times.
Aunt: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Me: Yeah sure!
Aunt: So there’s this priest and he’s talking to this young guy, who is a menace to the society.
Aunt: The priest tries to reason with him and that doesn’t seem to have any effect on the young guy.
Aunt: So the priest finally says, ‘Go home son, may you meet your mother with a piece of bark’!
Aunt: That’s the joke!
Aunt: See, what to dogs do with a piece of bark?
Me: I dunno.
Aunt: They pee on it.
Me: Ok. So?
Aunt: So, he’s asking him to meet his mom with a piece of bark. Ergo, calling his mom a b*tch indirectly!
Me: Go on….
Aunt: Since the priest can’t swear, he’s called this a guy a son of a b*tch!
Me: Ah….. I got it now.
Aunt: Yeah, this is wordplay.
Me: Yeah… Please don’t try so hard.
Me: It’s very painful to bear!