DJ was conspicuously missing from office for the past few days. To get to the bottom of his disappearance I decided to give him a call.
Me: Why have you been bunking work?
DJ: F***er! I never bunk office! I’m really sick!
Me: What are you with sick with?
DJ: Food poisoning!
Me: Oh really?
Me: What have you been eating?
DJ: Bread and curd for the past two weeks. Before that, I have no idea.
Me: Yeah… You were probably eating some bad pussy!
DJ: No man! It’s been a few months since I ate that! The last few times it was on the menu but I stayed away because it was raining!
Me: You male chauvinistic pig!
DJ: What sh*t!
Me: You only take and you never give!
DJ: I give occasionally. It makes me appreciate my generosity more…
Me: Hahahaha… What sh*t!
DJ: Sort of like Jesus during the last supper!
Me: B*tch please! Now you going overboard!
DJ: No ways!
Me: Stick to being Johnny Bravo!