My dad was coaxing me to buy an iPhone 5s instead of a Nexus 5.
Dad: See, the Apple App Store is very tightly controlled. There are no shady apps!
Dad: Android being open source, there are chances that there might be bogus apps with trojan in them.
Me: But it’s 32,000/- for the Nexus 5 and 60,000/- for the iPhone 5s!
Dad: It’s worth it! It’s an Apple product!
Me: Haan! Paisa mera baap dega na? (Yeah, my dad’s gonna pay it for it, isn’t it?)
Me: Yeah, I don’t think that was the smartest thing to say….
PS: Just bought a Nexus 5! Yeah! FTW!
CG calls me up and informs me that he had just got his hands on the latest Greenday trilogy album, iUno!, iDos!, and iTre!
CG: Guess what bitch?
CG: I just got my hands on the new Greenday albums!
Me: Albums? How many have they released post 21st Century Breakdown?
CG: It’s a trilogy of albums called iUno, iDos and iTre!
Me: iUno? iDos? Sounds like an Apple product!
CG: No dude! It’s weird shit, but the songs are really good!
Me: iDos? Hmmmmmm.
(I logged on to Wikipedia and found out that the album are actually called Uno, Dos and Tre. the ‘i’ was just styled).
Later that day.
Me: CG, come here!
Me: What are the new Greenday albums called?
CG: iUno, IDos and iTre!
(Show him the Wikipedia page)
Me: You’re a f***ing moron!
CG: Damn! I feel like a moron!
CG: Don’t blog about it ok?