Let’s Party, Like It’s 1999!

MS and I were high as a kite when we decided to throw a party during the coming weekend. Then we realized that due to the upcoming elections, all the booze shops in Bangalore would be closed on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. We were at Wednesday.

After making a few calls, we decided to do a booze run and stock up the booze. We took everyone’s order. This is what we had to pick up.

1. Smirnoff Espresso – Full

2. Smirnoff Regular – Half

3. Eristoff – Full

4. Old Monk – Full

5. 8PM – Full

6. Royal Stag – Full

7. Signature – Half

8. Cashew Fenny – Full x 2

(Yeah, we party like it’s 1999)

We managed to reach our local booze boutique (Yes, we Bangaloreans are a classy lot. We have booze boutiques!)

We managed to pick up everything on our list, which wasn’t easy because we were high.

This is what we where like:

Anyways, MS’s eyes fell on this beauty.

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MS: I don’t care how much this costs, we gotta buy this! 

*I check the price, it was the same as buying a full bottle of Smirnoff*

Me: Deal! Lets do it! 

*We reached our home safely, tugging along all that booze*

MS: C’mon! Hurry up! I wanna see the new addition to our collection! 

*I start opening the box*

Me: Ok, here’s the bottle. And here is the……

*Out comes a bottle of coke*

MS: Where dafaq is the glass?

Me: Bloody hell!

*We were so high that we didn’t read the box. The box said free coke not free glass. We’s assumed that the glass was free due to the illustration*

Me: Dude! The box says free coke! Not glass! We’ve been trolled! 

MS: Dafaq! No one can know about this! 

Me: Errrrrr, alright! 

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The TV Show Conundrum

FF comes over to my place to watch TV shows.

FF: Wassup?

Me: Nothing much.

FF: Ok, let’s watch some shows.

Me: What do you wanna watch?

FF: What have you got?

Me: How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Two And A Half Men, Archer, Futurama, American Dad, Coupling

FF: What else?

Me: Family Guy, The Simpsons, Modern Family, Californication, Friends, Joey, House MD, 30 Rock...

FF: Then?

Me: Sherlock, Breaking Bad, That 70’s Show, My Wife And Kids, The Centurions, Swat Kats, Entourage

FF: Ummm, got more?

Me: Psych, Criminal Minds, The Mentalist, Castle, Scream Queens, Beauty And The Geek, Top Gear…..

FF: And?

Me: You gotta be kidding me! Game Of Thrones, Spartacus, Samantha Who, Lost, Arrested Development, Prison Break, The King Of Queens, According To Jim, Hope And Faith, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Dark Angel… Phew! That’s all I have!

FF: Hmmmm, Do you have MTV Splitsvilla?

MeSplitsvilla?

FF: Yeah, remember that show where…

Me: GET THE F*** OUT OF MY HOUSE!

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PS: MTV Splitsvilla is the Jersey Shore of India.

The Ultimate Weekend Timepass!

I finally got a weekend off! Only Sunday, that is. It was one of those weekends where I didn’t want to go out. So, I decided to spend Sunday at home with my roomies, CG & MS.

What did we do all of Sunday? Got baked, watched a couple of movies : District 9, Dark Shadows & Looper. Watched some American Dad and finally started watching House MD, season 8.

But IMO, the best part of this weekend was when we would pause whatever we’re watching, play some Booker T & MG’s and ask each other what was happening.

Start Scene

(Pause VLC player. Play ‘Green Onion’ by Booker T & MG’s and they as they say in the internet lingo, the rest was epic)

Me: So guys, whats next?

(MS & CG  laugh so hard that their sides start aching)

MS: Man! Where’d you find this song?

CG: Dude? For real? 

End Scene. 

It was still funny when I repeated that about two hours later and then two later again after that.

Sigh, I got the weekend blues…