So Colorful!

I had to share this. This was when Le Gf and I had just started dating. We met for lunch one day during the week and decided to go to Adyar Ananda Bhavan, our neighborhood friendly high-class-vegetarian-food. Yes, that’s a thing down south.

Me: What do you wanna eat?

Le Gf: Anything… Whatever you’re ordering.

Me: Sure?

Le Gf: Yeah…

Me: I’m ordering a mini meals…

Le Gf: Go ahead, order one for me as well…

Me: Alright…

*The food appears after sometime*

Me: Here we go! I’m famished! 

Le Gf: WTF is this sh*t?

Me: Eh?

Le Gf: Like seriously? 

Me: What? 

Le Gf: What’s this sh*t on my plate?

Me: That’s sambhar rice, tamarind rice, lemon rice and curd rice…

Le Gf: Yuck… Yuck… Yuck… Yuck and definitely yuck!

Me: Why, what’s wrong?

Le Gf: I hate all of this!

Me: How could you hate it?

Le Gf: This is yellow puke, brown puke, another shade of yellow puke and white puke…

Me: If you didn’t like it, then why did you order it?

Le Gf: Because you ordered it...

Me: So?

Le Gf: I thought you had good taste….

Me: Eh?

Le Gf: I thought that you were cool…

Me: WTF?

Le Gf: Sigh…

Me: #FML

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The Meltdown

CG and I were at the local branch of Adyar Ananda Bhavan, a high-class-pure-vegetarian restaurant, where families frequent.

*Waiting at the self service counter for the food to be delivered*

Me: What movie should we watch tomorrow?

CG: Let’s go for Despicable Me 2!

Me: I want to watch something else.. I don’t want to watch a cartoon movie. 

CG: What other choice do we have?

Me: Well, there’s The Lone Ranger, Man Of Steel and Lootera

CG: We’ve already seen Man Of Steel… Lootera? No thanks!

Me: So… The Lone Ranger then?

CG: Meh…. Let’s watch Despicable Me 2 instead! 

Me: Why not The Lone Ranger? It’s got Johnny Depp in it!

CG: Well…. It’s got a bad rating on Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB!

Me: Dude! You do this all the time!

CG: Do what?

Me: Whenever I suggest a movie, the first thing you do is google that movie, read the plot, see the ratings and then decide that you don’t want to watch that movie!

CG: Yeah so? I don’t like watching sh*tty movies! 

Me: Dude! For once just enjoy the movie without any presumptions!

CG: Nothing wrong in doing that!

Me: I don’t f***ing care about Rotten Tomatoes. I don’t f***ing care about IMDB! I don’t give a flying f*** about all these f***ing c****! Got it? Comprende? For f***ing once, could we f***ing watch a f***ing movie without you f***ing being a presumptuous f***ing d***?

*I don’t know what set it off, but I went ballistic*

CG: Jeez… Seesh! Fine! We’ll go for The Lone Ranger! 

*We turn around*

*Around 20 people were starring at us, some of them with young kids*

*I didn’t realize how loud I was*

CG: Wanna cancel the order and make a run for it?

Me: Yeah…. Good idea..


PS: We ended up watching Despicable Me 2.