I’m going to try and write fluff. You know, flowery language and stuff..
It was New Years’ Eve and everyone was scrambling about to figure out their evening scenes. After much deliberation, JK, his girlfriend JS, Paaji, his wife NS, Le Gf and I zeroed in on the party at Counter Culture. Dualist Inquiry was headlining and The F-16’s were the opening act. Yup, the night was set. The place was decked up in all it’s grandeur and crowd was swanky. Add to that, it was an all-you-eat buffet and all-you-can drink booze.
As the clock struck 12 midnight, the whole place erupted into an euphoric daze. The bartender poured 90 ml – patiala shots for everyone and party got even wilder. Everyone greeted everyone, couples were united and single people scoped out their bed-mates for the night. While JK had to excuse himself to go to the loo, JS was hanging around the bar. The keyboardist of The F-16’s walked upto her. He was tall, slim and handsome. Just like in the books. Add to that, he had an afro. Beat that. Now, JS was no less of a hottie either. She was the type of woman, who would get your girlfriend jealous just by her mere presence. And the guys, they don’t even stand a chance. Reference movie – She’s Out Of Your League. Comprende?
He was getting acquainted with JS with the usual, “Hi, what’s your name…. Whom are you with?… What are you doing by the bar all by yourself?” and the so on. Soon he felt a tap on his shoulder. Assuming that it was probably another fan wanting to wish him New Year, he turned around with a smug on his face, only to find himself face to face with a 6ft tall JK. Now, JK is a Sardar and a very well built one. He’s the type whom you’d call while going on a rampage spree.
Now, what happened next will. Blow. Your. Mind!
Pretty Boy: Yeah?
JK: What do you think you are doing?
Pretty Boy: I’m just talking to her, man….
Pretty Boy: Yeah man!
JK: She’s with me!
Pretty Boy: Oh really?
Pretty Boy: I had no idea!
JK: Well, now you do!
Pretty Boy: Oh… Yeah sure… Well… Can you point me towards some pretty ladies?
JK: Anywhere but here, bro….
Pretty Boy: Errrrr… Absolutely!
*JS bursts out laughing*
And ladies and gentlemen, this how you get KLPD’ed.