Time: 10:30 pm
Scene: The three of us are just back from work, all stressed out. We started watching The Other Guys on UTV Action.
*Allen and Terry have just accepted the first bribe from Ershon. They go to a basketball game and while leaving, Brooke Shields tells Allen, ‘Call me’*
Me: Whoa! Did you see who that was?
Me: That chick man! That hottie!
Me: Dude! The one who comes on Entourage. She acts in a movie with Drama and when he’s hugging her, he gets hard!
MS: Oh yeah….He’s playing her brother or something right?
Me: Yup! She comes in The Blue Lagoon as well!
CG: Oh really?
Me: Yeah man…..
MS: Does she come in NFS?
Me: No man. That’s someone else!
Me: Oh wait! That’s Brooke Shields!
MS: Brooke Shields?
MS: Who comes in NFS then?
Me: You mean NFS Underground 2?
Me: That’s Brooke Burke!
MS: Really? Hmmmmmm….. Don’t we have someone in India called Shields as well?
Me: Yeah, Aruna Shields!
MS: Hahahaha… Yeah!
CG: Who’s she?
Me: Some B-Grade actress…
MS: There’s another Brooke no?
MS: I don’t know… Wait! Kelly Brook!
Me: Oh yeah!
MS: What does she come in?
Me: Three / Survivor Island!
MS: Doesn’t ring a bell.
Me: Shes gets stranded on an island with the ship cook and keeps on banging him. Lots of *action* scenes and shots of her lovely tits!
MS: Nice…. She’s got a nice pair right?
Me: Oh yeah…. Au naturale…
CG: Wait! Let me google her…
*CG takes out his Sony Xperia S and googles her*
CG: Holy crap! Look at her tits!
Me & MS: Yeah….. Nice right?
CG: Man, I could rest between her boobs and lie there forever!
MS: Of course you do! You’re a man! You’ve got urges!
CG: Thank god my laptop is repaired! The fap station is BACK!
Me: Hahahahaha! F*** off!
PS: After we finished leching at Kelly Brooke, we proceeded to Keely Hazell, Lucy Pinder and finally Denise Milani. It was a good day for mankind.