A colleague and I were walking down the main road and came across a swanky office. It was a massive glasshouse. The only thing that wasn’t see through were probably the loos.
Me: Wow! What an office!
Colleague: Yeah… Look at all the glass!
Me: I know, right? Look at the glass ceiling!
Colleague: I bet the women at that office have a hard time!
Colleague: Because of the glass ceiling!
Colleague: That office has got a ‘glass ceiling’! Get it??
Me: Please don’t try your hand at jokes ever again….
Colleague: C’mon, it was funny!
Me: Please… Bro…
CG calls me up.
CG: What’s the most sold cheese in Bangalore?
Me: How would I know?
Me: I give up!
CG: “Gowda” cheese! Get it?
This is a Harry Potter special.
NK calls me up.
NK: Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?
Me: Eh? I dunno…
NK: So that no one would know which side he’s on!
NK: Want another one?
NK: Why did Barty Crouch stop drinking the Polyjuice Potion?
NK: Because he was becoming Moody!
Me: Oh god, why?
Same sh*t. Different day.
CG: What do you call a Bengali who’s gone mad?
CG: No. Try again!
CG: Did you blow bubbles as a kid?
Me: Yeah! A lot actually!
CG: You liked it?
Me: Yeah, loved it!
CG: Ok good, because Bubbles is in town and he was asking for your number!
*I can’t believe that I fell for that*
This post is dedicated to my fan, Abhishek Singhal.
One fine day.
CG: Who’s this guy who keeps on liking your tweets?
Me: Oh, that’s Abhishek. He’s a fan.
CG: Ah, ok.. His last name his Singhal.
Me: Ok so?
CG: How do you pronounce it?
Me: I guess, single….
CG: So is he single? That’s why his last name is Singhal?
Me: Hahaha… I dunno… Maybe?
CG: So if he gets a girlfriend, will he still be called Abhishek Singhal?
Me: Hahaha… C****!
CG: Maybe he’ll call himself Abhi-Not Singhal!
Me: Hahahaha! Let’s ask him!
Sorry bro, I think we’re really high when we had this conversation!
My colleague and I were messaging each other on IRC.
*He turns around and calls me out*
Him: What’s OIC?
Me: You don’t know that one?
Me: It’s “oh I see”. (OIC)
Him: So what is it?
Me: Oh I see!
Him: You’re just repeating OIC!
Me: OIC stands for “oh I see”!
Him: Dude! You’re just repeating the letters!
Me: No, you don’t get it! It’s “oh I see”!
Him: Dude! Quit trolling me!