Death By PJ – 20

A colleague and I were walking down the main road and came across a swanky office. It was a massive glasshouse. The only thing that wasn’t see through were probably the loos.

Anyhow….

Me: Wow! What an office!

Colleague: Yeah… Look at all the glass!

Me: I know, right? Look at the glass ceiling!

Colleague: I bet the women at that office have a hard time!

Me: Why?

Colleague: Because of the glass ceiling!

Me: ????

Colleague: That office has got a ‘glass ceiling’! Get it??

Me: Please don’t try your hand at jokes ever again….

Colleague: C’mon, it was funny!

Me: Please… Bro…

Colleague: #FML!

 

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Death By PJ – 18

This is a Harry Potter special.

NK calls me up.

NK: Dude!

Me: Yeah?

NK: Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

Me: Eh? I dunno…

NK: So that no one would know which side he’s on!

Me: Jeez-us!

NK: Want another one?

Me: Sure!

NK: Why did Barty Crouch stop drinking the Polyjuice Potion?

Me: Why?

NK: Because he was becoming Moody!

Me: Oh god, why?

NK: 😀

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Single Bells, Single Bells, Single All The Way!

This post is dedicated to my fan, Abhishek Singhal.

One fine day.

CG: Dude!

Me: Yeah?

CG: Who’s this guy who keeps on liking your tweets?

Me: Oh, that’s Abhishek. He’s a fan.

CG: Ah, ok.. His last name his Singhal.

Me: Ok so?

CG: How do you pronounce it?

Me: I guess, single….

CG: So is he single? That’s why his last name is Singhal?

Me: Hahaha… I dunno… Maybe?

CG: So if he gets a girlfriend, will he still be called Abhishek Singhal? 

Me: Hahaha… C****!

CG: Maybe he’ll call himself Abhi-Not Singhal!

Me: Hahahaha! Let’s ask him!

 

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Sorry bro, I think we’re really high when we had this conversation!

Oh I See!

My colleague and I were messaging each other on IRC.

 

Him: Blah…Blah…Blah…Blah…Blah…Blah…Blah…Blah…!

Me: LOL!

Him: Blah…Blah…Blah…Blah…Blah…Blah…Blah…Blah…!

Me: ROLFMAO!

Him: Blah…Blah…Blah…Blah…Blah…Blah…Blah…Blah…Blah…!

Me: OIC! 

*He turns around and calls me out*

Him: Dude!

Me: Yeah?

Him: What’s OIC?

Me: You don’t know that one?

Him: No!

Me: It’s “oh I see”. (OIC)

Him: So what is it?

Me: Oh I see!

Him: You’re just repeating OIC!

Me: OIC stands for “oh I see”!

Him: Dude! You’re just repeating the letters!

Me: No, you don’t get it! It’s “oh I see”!

Him: Dude! Quit trolling me!

Me: #facepalm!

 

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