Among all my friends, BP happened to have the least knowledge about rock music. In his defense, he claims that he only listens to psytrance because the artists are down to earth and psy music is all about the vibe and the power. In contrast, rockstars are moody and snobbish and their music is destructive. Basically, a whole lot of hogwash.
I had just changed the wallpaper of my computer to this:
*BP happened to pass by*
BP: Nice wallpaper!
BP: I like some of the Beatles songs!
Me: Ah.. Ok.
BP: Look at John Lennon! Looking like such a badass!
Me: Errrrrr….. This is Oasis!
Me: He is! This is not Beatles! This is Oasis! And that’s Noel Gallagher!
BP: No way! And who’s Noel Gallagher?
Me: You don’t know Noel Gallagher?
Me: Noel and Liam Gallagher? You’ve never heard of them?
BP: Jeez! No man! I haven’t! I don’t care!
Me: They are one of the more famous siblings in the music industry! They are always at each others throats!
BP: See! This is what I hate about rock! There’s so much fighting! So much negativity! So much attitude!
Me: That what makes them rockstars!
BP: Meh! You should listen to psytrance man! Pure energy! It’s all about the vibe man! It’s like…. It’s so upbeat! It’s like….
Me: Errrrr… This conversation is over! I can’t believe you mistook Noel Gallagher for John Lennon!
BP: So? They look the same!