Sure, Why Not?

Among all my friends, BP happened to have the least knowledge about rock music. In his defense, he claims that he only listens to psytrance because the artists are down to earth and psy music is all about the vibe and the power. In contrast, rockstars are moody and snobbish and their music is destructive. Basically, a whole lot of hogwash.

I had just changed the wallpaper of my computer to this:

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*BP happened to pass by*

BP: Nice wallpaper!

Me: Thanks!

BP: I like some of the Beatles songs!

Me: Ah.. Ok.

BP: Look at John Lennon! Looking like such a badass!

Me: Errrrrr….. This is Oasis!

BP: Oh really? I thought John Lennon was in The Beatles!

Me: He is! This is not Beatles! This is Oasis! And that’s Noel Gallagher!

BP: No way! And who’s Noel Gallagher?

Me: You don’t know Noel Gallagher?

BP: No.

Me: Noel and Liam Gallagher? You’ve never heard of them?

BP: Jeez! No man! I haven’t! I don’t care!

Me: They are one of the more famous siblings in the music industry! They are always at each others throats!

BP: See! This is what I hate about rock! There’s so much fighting! So much negativity! So much attitude!

Me: That what makes them rockstars!

BP: Meh! You should listen to psytrance man! Pure energy! It’s all about the vibe man! It’s like…. It’s so upbeat! It’s like….

Me: Errrrr… This conversation is over! I can’t believe you mistook Noel Gallagher for John Lennon!

BP: So? They look the same!

Me: TAKE.THAT.BACK.RIGHT.NOW!

#Bitchslap

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Scenes From NH7 Weekender Bangalore

Well, I had a blast last weekend. Coke Studio, Above and Beyond and NH7 Weekender. It was super fun.

So I came up with this when I was drunk and here it goes.

I give you:

Scenes From NH7 Weekender Bangalore

 

Day 1:

Day 1 was awesome. Or so I thought. It was pouring cats and dogs. It rained close to 145 mm on that day. So well, initially I was bummed, after the alcohol kicked it, I loved it.

The girls at Weekender.

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Then it rained! 🙁

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Things got better after the rain.

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Then someone came up to me and asked me whether I wanted to jump in the mud along with him.

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But I still had fun. Also, I met Dualist Inquiry. 😀

 

Day 2:
Day 2 was even better. Clear skies and all the stages were rearing to go.

I personally loved Skrat. They were giving away free T – shirts.

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CG had a problem though.

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Also, I might have kicked someone while trying catch a T – shirt.

 

Noisia was my pick of the day. Their beats were brutal.

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Other acts were awesome too But since I’m drunk, I’m not going to write about it. I can hardly keeps my eyes open and someone is playing Duran Duran’s Ordinary World in the hall.

Anyhow, it didn’t rain on Sunday!

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Also, I met the Okay Potato guy, P-Man Pereira.

Now it was time for FACEBOOK!

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I’m just kidding. NH7 Weekender was EPIC!

See you next year!

The Amazing Race!

We all have that one friend, who is competitive about everything. The types who are always eager to show that they have ‘been there and done that’, before it was popular? Well, my friend BP, takes the cake.

Scene #1

BP: Dude! That Al – Amanah Cafe is awesome! 

Me: Yeah, I know!

BP: Dude, after you showed me this place, I’ve stopped going to Empire for dinner!

Me: Same here man, I’ve stopped eating there too after I found this place. 

BP: I stopped eating at Empire even before I got to know about this place. Like five months back!

Me: Errrrrr….. Ok… Sure….

 

Scene #2

Me: Hey! Check out these psychedelic paints I got!

BP: Where’d you get them from?

Me: Psybabas!

BP: You know, I know the owner of that place!

Me: Me too!

BP: I had met him like two years back!

Me: Ummmmm, ok….

BP: Back then, I used to buy psychedelic paints from him! Then I stopped it because his paints were crap.

Me: Ummmmmm… Ok….

BP: Yeah man, I’ve been going there for years now!

Me: #facepalm

 

Scene #3

Me: Have you been to Anjuna?

BP: Yeah man! Been going there since college days!

Me: Me too! I love Curlies!

BP: Curlies is too commercial dude! Shiva Valley is better!

Me: Yeah that’s nice too!

BP: I used to go to Curlies before it became popular man… Back then they used to play good music, not commercial like today.

Me: Errrrr… Ok…

BP: Yeah man… I’ve been around that scene for while now man….

Me: Sure…. Whatever makes you happy!

 

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I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me!

Dad calls me up.

Dad: Hey, what’s that tablet you take for your cold?

Me: Okacet. 

Dad: Could you spell it out for me?

Me: Sure!

OAs in Opium 

KAs in Ketamine

AAs in Amphetamine 

CAs in Cocaine

EAs in Ectasy

TAs in Timmy, don’t do drugs.

Dad: Errrr, ok. Thanks. 

Me: Anytime!

 

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B*tches Be Crazy!

My friend AS is a classy guy. When he takes out a woman for a date, he does the whole drill. He picks her up, plays some sweet mood music, then on to some happening club, then a long drive and finally, a happy ending (if you catch my drift ;))

On one such date.

*He picks up the hottie*

AS: So shall I put some music?

Hottie: Sure!

AS: What kind of music do you like?

Hottie: I can listen to anything!

AS: Let me skip through some songs, let me know if you like anything.

Hottie: Okies!

AS: Metallica?

Hottie: Meh, I don’t like metal.

AS: Nirvana?

Hottie: Meh, they scream a lot.

AS: David Guetta?

Hottie: I only like his music when it’s playing at a club.

AS: Ummmmm, ok.. How about Nickelback?

Hottie: Too loud.

AS: Errrrr, I’ll just skip through, stop me when you like something.

Hottie: Ok. Oh wait! I love that song!

AS: Amplifier?

Hottie: Yes! Woohoo! I love Imran Khan!

AS: #facepalm

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PS: Here’s the song.

PPS: I don’t think AS cared too much. She put out during the date. A happy ending, as usual.

Bitch Please!

I’m a big fan of Suicide Girls. You might ask why. Well, I LOVE goth chicks, I LOVE chicks with ink on their skin and a few piercings here and there doesn’t hurt either. But lets not digress into my fetishes. Anyways, as any fan would do, I decided a hang a poster dedicated to Suicide Girls on my wall. There was a tiny problem though, I didn’t want to go through the embarrassment of getting a poster printed which had naked tattooed goth chicks on them while the guys at the printing shop give me disapproving looks. So I decided to get a classy poster instead. I opted for the minimalist poster style and I found one that I liked.

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The poster was framed and was hung on my wall for everyone to admire.

Walks in my good friend NM, who’s a big fan of my poster collection. He looks at my latest addition and gives it his look of approval and then drops the bomb.

NM: Dude…?

Me: Yeah?

NM: So this SG, does this you know, like stand for Spice Girls

Me: B*tch Please! Suicide Girls man! That’s the stuff!

NM: Phew! I was beginning to think that you’ve gone soft! 

Me: Dafaq!

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