My dad at times is as thick as a wall. I think it’s due to mid life crisis. My mom calls it man-o-pause. According to her, similar to menopause, men undergo a this where they go all crabby and cranky at everything. They start regretting all the things they haven’t done in life such driving a Ferrari convertible through the streets of Monaco or sailing on a yacht off the coast of Ibiza.
Location: At home
Time: After a long day at work
Me: Guess what happened in office today?
Dad: You guys got that big client on board?
Me: Even better!
Dad: You guys got two big clients on board?
Me: Meh! The microwave in the office exploded!
Dad: What? How?
Me: Someone decided to boil an egg and they put it the whole egg!
Me: The microwave exploded!
Dad: What you mean exploded?
Me: It exploded! The glass dish was shattered and the door was blown off the hinge!
Dad: How it the glass break?
Me: Because the egg exploded!
Dad: How is that possible?
Me: I dunno! Apparently you’re not supposed to boil eggs in the microwave.
Me: You should have seen the mess! The egg and shiz was all over the kitchen floor!
Dad: You seem very excited at the thought of the broken microwave!
Me: Jeez! Who died and made the king of party-pooper-ville?