#ThatAwkwardMoment

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you find out that you haven’t updated your blog in the past three weeks.

#FacePalm is when you realize that only a couple of days ago.

Yup, things are that bad. I mean, my life is fine and all, it’s just that work has become super hectic.

Being December, I’m busy with conceptualizing campaigns for all my clients. Everyone wants a campaign for Christmas and New Years.

And they want it on both offline and online platforms.

Double #FML happening here.

Anyhoo…. I’ve got some time on my hands now. Time to weave some magic.

Yes, Bacardi Breezer topped off with some extra Smirnoff really helps.

It truly does.

 

Ciao Time.

New blog posts from Monday. Promise.

Like pukka promise.
😀

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The Secret Of Wallflowers

Well, before people start losing their mind at the sight of my desperateness displayed on my previous post, I’d thought I’ll post something about myself.

Hi, I’m the Whiny Guy,

I’m 26 (as of today) and live in Bangalore. I work in a creative agency and I love every bit of it. I know that this is an anonymous profile, but hang on, things do get better! 😀

Before you get an image of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, Let me clarify, NO. I don’t own a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere nor do I have a well.

I’m not good at blowing my own trumpet. I’m fun when I’m in good spirits and I’m much more fun when I’m drowning in spirits. I’ve varied interests; ranging from driving, playing guitar, reading books, composing music, travelling, talking about random stuff, photography and visiting outdoor concerts, if I have company, you can pretty much coax me into doing anything!

At the risk of sounding corny, if you have similar interests – then mail me!

What I’m Doing With My Life:

I’ve a master plan that involves me living a swanky cool life. While I’m waiting for that to happen, I’m a workaholic on the weekdays and an alcoholic on the weekends!

I’m Really Good At:

Pretty much bs-ing my way through anything. On the plus side, I’m a decent cook, can strum a few chords on the guitar, give advice to people who don’t need it, make awesome cocktails and I’m pretty decent at photography and also have three blogs! (Yes, three blogs! Ever wondered where to those links on my blog lead to?)

The First Things People Usually Notice About Me:

  • My eyes
  • My smile
  • My ability to talk a lot
  • My obsession with tv shows and memes
  •  My irritating habit of correcting people about music

Favorite Books:

  • The Doors Of Perceptions
  • Susan Townsend Books
  • Jeffery Archer Books
  • Michael Crichton Books
  • Dan Brown Books

Favorite Movies:

Whatever I’m in the mood for. I love Jurassic Park, I love Superbad, I love Star Wars. If I have company, I can watch anything.

Favorite Shows:

  • House MD
  • A Game of Thrones
  • Archer
  • Family Guy
  • American Dad
  • The Big Bang Theory
  • That Seventies Show
  • Futurama
  • Workahlics
  • The Simpsons
  • The Office

Favorite Music:

I love rock and it’s kazillion genres.

Grunge to funk, hard rock to metalcore, it’s all good. Also a big fan of Trance music.

Favorite Food:

I love food! Have food will eat. No discrimination, though preference will be shown towards non-veg.

Six Things I Could Never Do Without:

  •  Listen to music
  •   A good book to read
  •   A good tv show
  •   Quality time with friends
  •   Laughing at myself
  •   Eat!!!

Spend A Lot Of Time Thinking About:

How cool it would be if all of us had super powers.

The Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit:

I listen to Lana Del Ray when I’m driving.

 

Phew, that’s a long list! So go ahead, mail me

 

This has been another rant by The Whiny Guy’,

Short Skirt And A Loooooooong Jacket!

So it’s come to this. It’s another year and I’m still single. My Facebook page resembles matrimonial site these days and my heights of desperation has reached new heights.

So  I’m going to tell you all kind of a woman I’m looking for and if you happen to know anyone or are interested in dating an anonymous blogger, please mail into thewhinyguy[at]gmail[dot]com.

 

I’m serious. Like doubly serious.

Please read the following in the same tune as “Short Skirt / Long Jacket” by Cake.

I want a girl (I mean woman),

Who is humorous,

Likes the little things in life,

Is independent,

Is ambitious,

Is well groomed,

Knows the difference between ‘there’ and ‘their’,

Thinks that Edward Cullen is a faggot and the stuff Christian Grey would do to you is not romantic, is psychotic.

 

I want a girl, (by that, I still mean woman),

Who has no baggage,

Is outgoing,

Loves watching Edgar Wright movies,

Stands her ground when it comes to music,

Can abusive in three different languages,

Doesn’t mind slapping people when required.

And lastly, owns a pair of black slim fit jeans. (Don’t ask me why, I just do)

 

Also, you need to be based out of Bangalore!

This has been another rant by The Whiny Guy. 😀

End Of An Era? Not Really!

Well, 2013 is over already. It just felt like yesterday that I was on a terrace and drinking out from a bucket.

Anyhow, it’s the first anniversary of the night where the idea of a blog struck me. Inception, more rather.

Blog + Inception = Bloption. Let’s go with that!

While I’m out partying getting drunk somewhere tonight, let’s remember how this awesomeness was started!

how it all started

 

Thanks for all the support and the encouragement!

Wish you all a very Happy New Year and hope tomorrow is hangover free!

Or atleast as beautiful as this pic I had clicked. Yes, I’m a photographer too. I’m awesome like that! 😀

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I’m So Fucking Pissed!

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

So today’s a Friday.

What do people do on Friday?

They get drunk.

What am I doing on a Friday night?

Well, fixing my fucking blog. And also getting drunk. I’m about three glasses down.

Why am I fixing my blog?

Well, because some ***** decided to hack my blog, “Just for fun”.

Why would someone do that?

Because he is a *****!

So what happened?

Well, someone hacked my blog on Wednesday and since then, my blog was reduced to a fucking blank page.

What did I lose?

Well, I wrote and scheduled blog posts upto 15th January. That mean’s I’ve lost about 25 scheduled blog posts.

And I wrote them when I was drunk. So I don’t remember squat. So, I can’t even re-write them!

All my permalinks will be changed. So all the previous links are useless!

All the pictures have been deleted, so I’ve to re-upload them all.

All comments are gone!

All my plugins are gone!

All my widgets are gone.

*Poof*

That’s why I’m frigging pissed off!

Thanks a lot, Asshole.