*Chilling at home with my brother*
Him: So what plans on Holi?
Me: Nothing really. The usual. Make bhang, then drink it and play Holi.
Him: The entire day?
Me: No, only in the evening.
Him: And the rest of the day?
Me: I’ve office.
Him: We have office on Holi?
Him: Since when?
Me: Since always!
Him: What? Holi isn’t a national holiday?
Him: What! My entire life has been a lie!
Me: Not like you celebrate Holi!
Him: This is bullshit! Just pure bullshit! No holiday on Holi!
Here’s what really happened: