Our office had recently adopted a kitten. I was on leave on the day that it had happened. When I went to office the next day, I was very surprised to hear that she was named Mia Khalifa. Yes, you read that right.
Me: So you guys named the cat Mia Khalifa?
LB: Yeah… She’s Wiz Khalifa’s cousin, right?
DB: Of course, she is!
Me: Yes, I had forgotten!
LB: I like that name…
Us: *suppressing laughter* Okies!
*After 30 mins*
LB: Wait a min! WB come here!
LB: I know who Mia Khalifa is!
WB: Wiz Khalifa’s cousin!
LB: She’s a pornstar!
WB: The worlds best pornstar!
Me: You really didn’t know who Mia Khalifa was?
Me: You must be living under a rock!
Wanna see the little monster?