At the company BBQ party.
About this point in time, we were two bottles of alcohol and countless beers down.
Dude Boss: You know, if Whiny and I were married…
Lady Boss: Eh what?
Dude Boss: Yeah, if me and Whiny were married, not the love kind… I mean the bro type… We would totally live on a farm and do farming!
Lady Boss: Hello. NMD is here only. Atleast don’t discuss your plans to cheat on him, out in open!
NMD: Yeah! What the hell…
Dude Boss: Errrrrr…..
NMD: Couldn’t you have waited for me to go out of earshot, before you decided to cheat on me?
Dude Boss: Errrr….
Me: Big deal…. Besides, If any skank tries to steal Dude Boss away from me, Imma gonna smack her down!
Dude Boss: Yeah! Bros before hoes!
Lady Boss: Oh god….
Me: I’ll totally like, claw their eyes and all… Like… MEOW…
Lady Boss: Wow…. Did you really say that just now?
Me: Yes…. Hisssss! Kitty’s got claws!
Lady Boss: Yes…. Ladies totally beware!
Me: Yeah! Bros before hoes! Bitches stay away!
*Fist bump, part2*
NMD: Hello skanks, I’m still here!
Me: Meow! Hissss!
NMD: Jeez! Fine, you can have him!
Me: Victory shall be mine!
I just realized that this conversation had no point whatsoever!