No, this blog post isn’t about actual Fathers Day.
*At Café Mondegar*
*A table nearby was occupied by a couple that looked like a father with his daughter*
*After two pitchers of beer each*
Me: Oh.. That’s nice…
Lady Boss: What’s nice?
Me: That table over there….
Lady Boss: What about it?
Me: It’s nice to see a father and his daughter spending some time together…
*Lady boss starts sniggering*
Lady Boss: You really think that a father and a daughter?
Me: Why? What else could it be?
Lady Boss: Well….
Me: Go on…
Lady Boss: Husband and wife?
Me: She looks too puny to be his wife, especially for a guy that old…
Lady Boss: Girl with her sugar daddy?
Me: Really? That really happens?
Lady Boss: Ofcourse! It’s Mumbai! Everyone’s loaded!
Me: Hmmmmm…. Could it be that, it’s his secretary and he’s dining her?
Lady Boss: Very much possible or it could be…
Me: An escort? A girlfriend experience?
Lady Boss: Very much possible!
Me: Bleh! You’re drunk! So am I! There’s no way that lady is over 21 years old!
Lady Boss: Fine… Whatever you say…
*After getting a look at her, when she passed me by while I was at the jukebox*
*Yes, they had a jukebox*
Me: Alright… You were right!
Lady Boss: About what?
Me: That woman over there not being his daughter!
Lady Boss: Why?
Me: I got a look at her. She’s not a kid or short. She’s a puny full grown adult!
Lady Boss: Told ya!
Lady Boss: It was so adorable that you thought that they were father-daughter to begin with! Hahahaha!