Killing In The Name Of…

After crossing the internet FUP at office, second month in a row.

Boss: WTF is happening?

Me: I don’t know!

Boss: What do you mean, you don’t know?

Me: People downloaded stuff I guess….

Boss: That even I know, tell me who did it!

Me: Fine…. I guess I’ll go through the router dashboard.

Boss: Do that! I want to know who the culprit is!

*After spending the entire evening going through the dashboard*

*Some Matrix style ‘hacking’*

*Cue Music*


*The finding was shocking*

*Very shocking*

Boss: So, did you find out who downloaded?

Me: Yeah…

Boss: Who was it…?

Me: Well…

Boss: Go on…?

Me: It was… Me…

Boss: What? Why?

Me: Well, I had to download all those new softwares for the new PC’s… That means 10GB x 6 computers. Then we have a regular usage, hence we have crossed our FUP.

Boss: Douche…

Me: Errrrr….



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