LKB calls me up after hearing that I’ll be in Mumbai in the coming week.
*20 mins later*
*Yes, he talks that much*
LKB: So, the real reason I called was for…
Me: Finally… Go on….
LKB: I think I left my jacket at your place when I had stayed over.
Me: No, you didn’t.
LKB: You sure?
Me: Yes and that was almost five months ago, you’re asking me this only now?
LKB: Well… Yeah… I had to go to a fancy dinner, so wanted to wear my jacket. When I couldn’t find it, I assumed that I had left it at your place!
Me: Seeesh…. Anyhow, you did leave your sunglasses behind…
LKB: I did?
LKB: I had sunglasses?
Me: Yes, you f***tard.
LKB: Which one?
Me: That brown colour Fastrack one!
LKB: Oh yeah…. I thought I had lost those!
Me: Wow… You also left your portable mobile charger.
LKB: Awesome! Could you bring them along with you when you come here?
Me: Why should I? How do you end up leaving things back when you travel?
LKB: Sh*t happens… Besides, I’ll always have you to bring it for me!
Me: Do I look like a butler to you?
LKB: Sure, while we’re at that, I’ll be Batman!