At an office lunch outing.
Time: 4:00 pm
State: Drunk. Fine, tipsy drunk. Actually just one step away from being sh*t faced.
Me: The menus here are so good looking! I want to carry one home and frame it!
Lady Boss: Do you know why women carry big bags?
Me: No, enlighten me…
Lady Boss: So that we can put whatever junk we want to put in them!
Me: Go on…
Lady Boss: Such as cutlery from restaurants, glasses…..
Me: Uh…. Huh…
Lady Boss: How’d you think I built my new cutlery collection?
Me: Awwwright! Time for shots!
Lady Boss: Shots!
*I don’t really remember what happened rest of the night*
*But yeah, whatever*
*Also, I’m drunk on a few glasses of wine as I’m writing this*