MC’s birthday party was coming up. As a part of the celebrations, he decided to fly down to Bangalore and throw a massive party at JK’s . The modus operandi was to get krunk f***ing drunk. As simple as that.
PS: I think this blog is read better while listening to Fancy by Iggy Azalea, for some reason.
Me: You tell me!
MC: So the Bangalore trip is on!
MC: The agenda is to get sh*t faced drunk!
Me: You had me at sh..! 😛
MC: Hahaha! And guess what?
MC: We have some hotties flying in from Mumbai and Delhi to join us for the party!
MC: The menu as of now is a crate of beer, four bottles of Absolute vodka, five bottles of Dewar’s whiskey, two bottles of tequila and two bottles of champagne!
Me: Oh. Sweet. Mary. Joseph. Jesus!
Me: So the party is in two weeks! By that time I’ll…
MC: Be single?
MC: Be single so that you can have some fun? 😉
Me: Errr, I was about to say lay low. As in lay low till the party and then *boom*!
MC: Yeah, that too!
MC: You too!
Moral Of The Story: Men Will Always Be Men.