I was chilling at Le Gf’s house after work.
Le Gf: Hey baby! Guess what?
Le Gf: I was out for lunch today and picked up some Goan sausage filled queasadillas for you!
Me: Oh wow! Really?
Le Gf: Yup! You like Goan sausages right?
Me: Yeah, LOVE them!
Le Gf: 😀
*Later at home*
Mom: What’s that food in the fridge? You got some food packed last night?
Me: No… Le Gf was out for lunch, so she picked it up for me.
Mom: Looks like one of the pieces is missing.
Me: Yeah, she ordered it for herself then got it packed for me since I love Goan sausages so much!
Mom: Seems more like she wants you to eat red meat so that she doesn’t have to eat them!
Me: Pffft…. Yeah, right!
Mom: I’m telling you!
*Later that week at Le Gf’s house*
Me: Guess what?
Le Gf: What?
Me: I think my mom’s gone bonkers!
Le Gf: Why?
Me: She thinks that you got those quesadillas for me because you don’t want to eat red meat and shizz….
Le Gf: Ummmmm….
Me: Crazy right?
Le Gf: She’s quite spot on actually….
Le Gf: But I love you, no…..