My friend LKB was coming to town for the weekend.
LKB: I’m coming to Bangalore for the weekend!
LKB: Yeah! It’s been ages since I got out of Mumbai!
Me: Cool…. What do you wanna do while you are here?
LKB: Ummmm…. Let’s go out partying and get shit-faced!
Me: Sounds good! I’m in!
LKB: And meeting some hotties wouldn’t be a bad idea either….
Me: Hahahaha! Why dude?
LKB: Yeah, there’s a paucity (fancy a$$ word for less) of chicks in my life… So, yeah..
Me: When were you ever knee deep in babes?