The Le Gf and I were having a random conversation.
Le Gf: What do you think will happen if we broke up?
Me: I dunno… Would be awkward I guess..
Le Gf: Why?
Me: Well, we have loads of mutual friends. You get along with all my friends; you’re good friends with most of them. So it would be awkward if they had to choose sides.
Le Gf: Well, all that won’t matter to me…
Me: Why so?
Le Gf: When I break up with someone, I just cut all contacts with that person, social circle, etc..
Me: Uh…Huh… Dramatic much?
Le Gf: I’m like this only… When I break up with someone, I’ll just disappear from their life… No drama… No nothing….
Me: Oh my god! That’s the sweetest thing I’ve heard!
Le Gf: Eh?
Me: No drama, no nothing… It’ll be so peaceful!
Le Gf: You bitch!