Driving back home from a house party.
JK: Dude, that hot chick took my number!
JK: No dude! She wants to meet at Humming Tree later this week.
Le Gf: So what’s the problem?
Me: What’s your problem exactly?
Le Gf: Are you broke?
Me: How broke?
JK: Very broke!
Me: Jeez… Fine tell her that you don’t wanna drink, smoke some weed instead!
Le Gf: Yeah, as simple as that!
JK: Don’t have money for that too!
Le Gf: How broke are you?
Me: Dude, she’s got weed on her. Cool?
JK: How’d you know?
Me: Cos I asked her to roll for me, earlier today!
JK: Awesome! It’s set then!
Le Gf: You’re such a schmuck!
Me: It’s JK, what did you expect?