At office. Allocating clients to the sales guy.
Me: Alright, so you take Client A, Client B and Client C.
Sales Guy: How about no?
Sales Guy: I don’t want those clients. Give it to Blah 1 or Blah 2!
Me: What do you mean by you don’t want them?
Sales Guy: It’s inconvenient for me!
Colleague: Let me elaborate.
Me: Sure, humor me….
Colleague: He chooses his client based on two factors…
Me: Which are?
Colleague: Distance from his house and distance from his girlfriends house.
Me: What crap?
Sales Guy: Seriously dude! See, Client X – Next to girlfriends house, Client – Y – On the way to my house from office and Client – Z – You get the drift right?
Me: I can’t believe this! What if your girlfriend moves?
Sales Guy: I’ll change my clients accordingly!
Sales Guy: Relax boss, ab ki baar, Modi sarkar!
Me: Eh, that doesn’t even make sense!
Sales Guy: Exactly!