At a house party.
NM: If you had the money, what cool thing would you buy?
Me: Hmmmmm…. Let’s see….
NM: Dude, money is no object…
Me: Hmmmmm, alright, I’d like to buy a Segway!
NM: Alright! Now we’re talking!
*Le Gf thinking to herself*
Le Gf: Segway? Must be like a sexy car like a Mustang or something!
*Turns to me*
Le Gf: Show me a pic!
Le Gf: What the f*** is this sh*t?
Me: Errrrrr, it’s a Segway!
Le Gf: It’s not a Mustang?
Me: Errrrr, no?
Le Gf: You were up there, now you’re down here!
Le Gf: And I’d thought that’ll I do you in the Mustang…
Le Gf: And I thought that you were cool….